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Shayris - 3

Shayris ....

Suno ghau se pepsi walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe daalo,
Chahe jitna jor lagalo,
Chaho jitna Dew pilalo.
Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PAANI.
Humne piya hai tum bhi piyo.

Aisi dosti hamari ki dil chahe tu har safar hard agar mein mile,
Mar bhi jao to pyar rahe kayam,
Tu saath wali kabar mein mile.

Aapko miss karma roz ki baat hai,
Yaad karma aadat ki baat hai,
Aapse dur rehne kismet ki baat hai,
Magar aapko jhelna himmat ki baat hai.

Zindagi mein kabhi to mujhko yaad karoge,
Mehfil mein nahi to tanhai mein fariyad karoge,
Humsa na mila na milega koi aur,
Tab apni kismet pe naaz karoge.

Umeed aisi ho jo jeene ko mazbur kare,
Raah aisi ho jo chalne ko mazboor kare,
Mahek aisi ho apne pyar ki,
Pyar aisa ho jo milne ko mazbur kare.

Dared dil mein gam ki kaliyan khilti hai,
Ab to tanhaiya aakar humse milti hai,
Aapne bandh kiya jabse sms karma,
Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai.

Tumhari naam ki gazalein chand par likhne ko ji chahta hai.
Par kya karu yeh jaalim khwab amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai.

Aashiq ka janaza kabar mein pada hai.
Aashiq ka janaza kabar mein pada hai.
Haddiyan gal gayi,
Lund abhi bhi khada hai.

Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye hi tadapta hai,
Mere pyar ko galat mat samajna?
Pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.

Kadam kadam pe hawao se talukh rakhna,
Dosti ke naam pe dosti ka asra rakhna.
Hamari dosti ki khusbu zarur aayegi.
Aap apna INBOX khali rakhna.

Log kehete hai hum jise chaahate hai who chaand ka tukra hai,
Hum jise chaahte hai chand uska ek tukra hai.

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.

Manjil ki taraf badte chalo,
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno.
Peeche walo ko aage na aane do,
Aur jo aage hai unke aage niklo.
Tabhi truck driver banoge.

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaaloo,
Apne dil ki Hard Disk pe aur kitni Files daaloo.

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka Error to hatao,
Aye jaaneman apne dil ka Password to batao.

Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain,
Warna aap jaise Softwares to bazaar mein bikte hain.

Roz raat aap mere sapne main aate ho,
Mere pyar ko Mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachate ho.

Tere pyar ka Email mere dil ko lubhataa hai,
Par beech mein tere baap ka Virus aa jataa hai.

Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intejaar,
Hamaare dil ki Site pe kabhi Enter to maro yaar.

Apne apmaan ka badlaa dekho kaise loonga,
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga

Aapke nakhre apne dil pe Bang kar gaye,
Do PC judte judte Hang kar gaye.

Aap ke liye dil ko Cut kiya karte hain,
Warna baaki cases main to Copy Paste kiya karte hain.

Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style,
Aapke adaaon ki hamne Save kar li hai File.

Draupadi ka vastraharan
dushasan ko pada bhari
Draupadi ka vastraharan
dushasan ko pada bhari
saari mein saari
parag saari!

Na tumnain kuch kaha ,
Joron ki bearish makes u wonder...
Joron ki bearish makes u wonder..
is this what they call.......taste the thunder!

Manoj named Kapil,
Paaji was very brave
Manoj named Kapil,
Paaji was very brave
palmolive da jawab nahi
boy he had a close shave!

E....kya bolti tu
E....kya bolti tu .....
E... kya bolti three
E ..kya bolti three!

Jab tota hua dirty tote se boli myna
Jab tota hua dirty tote se boli myna
don't u worry ……surf excel hai na!

Khake Chywanprash budhi ka gyaan payega
Khake Chywanprash budhi ka gyaan payega
Kabhi na Kabhi mera number ayega!

Kamaataa nahin hun itnaa ke tujhe roz khilaaoon aur pilaaoon
Aaati hai to aajaa, yaa kisi aur ko pataooon

Dil Logi, Ke Jaan Logi
Meri Jaan Set Hone Me Kitnaa Time Logi

Gul Gaye, Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye
Saare Shaayar Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Patthe Rah Gaye

Milnaa Hai To Mil Isee Duniyaa Ke Chaman Me
Phir Kyaa Milna Hogaa, Jab Laash Hogi Kafan Me

Dil Hai Tera Dariyaa....Aankhen Hain Teri Jheel
So My Darling ... What's The Big-Deal ??

Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aa, Kinare Pe Kyaa Rakhaa Hai
Ishq Karna Hai To Baahar aa, Ishaare main Kyaa Rakhaa Hai

Maine tujhe dekhaa
Dekhta rahaa, Dekhtaa hi gayaa
Phir mujhe chashmaa lag gayaa

Taj Mahal kyaa hai tere liye usse bhi achhaa banwaa denge
Mumtaz to marke gadi thi, tujhe jindaa gadwaa denge.

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai

Ghalib ne likha deewar par lal rang se
Ghalib ne likha deewar par lal rang se
Yahan likhna mana hai

Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Jaaneman katwa de baal, hoja ganji
Aur kar de savera

Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin
Glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin
Saali ko hota hai

Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar gaaliyan na ho
Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho

Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya

Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge
Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge

Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri

Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai

Ai husn ki mallika aur baharon ki shaan
Jai jawan jai kisan

Maine tumhe dekha, tumhe follow kiya
Tumne mere dil mein jalaaya pyaar ka diya
Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala
Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala
Mujhe usne Clinic All Clear se Dho daala


Draupadi ka vastraharan
Dushasan ko pada bhari
Draupadi ka vastraharan
Dushasan ko pada bhari
Saari mein saari
Parag saari!

Maine tere pyaar mein kya na kiya o chhaliye
Maine tere pyaar mein kya na kiya o chhaliye
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

Jab tota hua dirty
Tote se boli maina
Jab tota hua dirty
Tote se boli maina
Don't you worry
Surf Excel hai na

Jab jab tumne mujhe dekha hai
Jab jab tumne mujhe dekha hai
mujhe meri khoobsurati mehsoos huvi hai
jab jab tum ne nahi dekha hai
mujhe tumhari badsoorati mehsoos nahi huvi hai

Tip Tip barse pani.... Tip Tip barse pani..... Tip
Tip barse pani
To kya chai barase gi....

Joron ki baarish
Makes you wonder
Joron ki baarish
Makes you wonder
Is this what they call
Taste the thunder?

Chachundar ke sar pe chameli ka phool
Chachundar ke sar pe chameli ka phool
Utterly butterly delicious Amul

Maine tujhe pyaar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Maine tujhe pyaar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Tan ki shakti, mann ki shakti, Bournvita, Bournvita!

Maine tujhe pyaar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Maine tujhe pyaar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Sine theta by cos theta is tan theta, tan theta!

Cycle chalaate waqt handle ko dekho
Ladki pataate waqt sandal ko dekho

Har dil jo pyaar karega
Woh khaana khaayega
Deewana apni deewangi se nahin balki
Waistline se pehchaana jaayega




LITTLE SENSE SERIES:

Khud ko kar buland itnaa....
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche....
aur khuda tumse puche....
'Abe sale gadhe... ab utrega kaise '

jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud kushi (sucide) kar le jalim
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
Kabar khood Ke Dekhon Intezaar Mein Paaye Jatte Hein.

Kitne Log They Tumhare Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Ek Mein Nahin Tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Mein Hota Bhi Kaise Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Jo Mera Zanazaa Ja raha tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche.

PYAAR MEIN DHOKHA SERIES :

Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?

Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye...

TOTAL NONSENSE SERIES :

Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
Splash !

Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?

Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter

Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar........
Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar !
tihathar is on leave )



Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain........
Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahe the...(wah wah)

kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ......
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??

DOOR SE DEKHA SERIES:

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha.....
Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa.....
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa...

Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...

Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi nahi...

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Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
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Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
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Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita (Chorus: Aha-aha...)


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