Friendship SMS Page One
Meeting you was fate,
becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was
completely out of my control.
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay
together and never say good bye.
Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart
because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend,
I'll kill you for nothing!
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait............
Searching............ Searching......... still searching..............
Sorry NO BRAIN found ! ! !
U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got
the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
Friends are just like stars. You don't always see them, but you now
they are there for you. Your friend
A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!
The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake
up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let
Hello too the owner of the cell-phone with no.+316........Your sim-card
is been cracked open by Hackerís, and will destroy your phone within
24 hours, from NOW!
Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the
The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please
report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe
you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down.
When darkness moves in on me, it is the love of people like you that
allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.
Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!
Roses are red violets are blue, a face like yours belongs to the zoo.
Do you want to be a
star**************************************************look above and
you see stars. Motherfuckers
Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly, but what the
hell happened to you?
Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still
searching......get a good grip of your gsm....still searching.......no
Umm...your .... ZIP is open...
I'm not as dumb as you look.
If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.
What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat,
idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all
without the word cat!
Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs
in the zoo!!!
Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your
phonebook..Searching..Searching..Searching..Sorry,no chicks found!
Conclusion: You Are Gay!
If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number,
because I'm your friend!
Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I
like you, you're my friend!!!