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My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

 

 
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
 
 
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
 
 
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!
 
 
When u feel sad .. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say .."damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness .. But don't make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!
 
 
Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me
 
 
what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail
 
 
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

 
 
Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
 
 
Someday u may lose ur hair .. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind .. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks .. coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
 

 

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